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- 1 Like many people with taste, I recently found myself watching every single episode of Netflix’s series on Formula 1 racing, Drive to Survive. In the last six months, I watched every single episode of every single season and went from saying, “Why would I care about race cars or whatever?” to recording the 2023 races on YouTube TV. And while I may not be an expert on Formula 1 racing by any means — though I did finally figure out what “DRS” means — I do feel qualified to judge men. And that, folks, is why we are here today. We are here to rank the current male drivers of Formula 1 based on what I imagine it would be like to date them.
- 2 Author’s note: I am aware that many of these men are taken, and that some are even married. But in this fictional world, I have created within this article, they are all single and straight, and this is just for fun. Besides, they are all millionaires and will be just fine. Thank you.
- 3 Without further ado, let’s get into this.
- 4 20. Lance Stroll currently driving for Aston Martin
- 5 19. Max Verstappen currently driving for Red Bull
- 6 18. Logan Sargeant currently driving for Williams
- 7 17. Nico Hülkenberg currently driving for Haas
- 8 16. Sergio “Checo” Pérez currently driving for Red Bull
- 9 15. Fernando Alonso currently driving for Aston Martin
- 10 14. Pierre Gasly currently driving for Alpine
- 11 13. Charles Leclerc currently driving for Ferrari
- 12 12. Yuki Tsunoda currently driving for AlphaTauri
- 13 11. George Russell currently driving for Mercedes
- 14 10. Lando Norris currently driving for McLaren
- 15 9. Oscar Piastri currently driving for McLaren
- 16 8. Kevin Magnussen currently driving for Haas
- 17 7. Carlos Sainz Jr. currently driving for Ferrari
- 18 6. Zhou Guanyu currently driving for Alfa Romeo
- 19 5. Esteban Ocon currently driving for Alpine
- 20 4. Alex Albon currently driving for Williams
- 21 3. Valtteri Bottas currently driving for Alfa Romeo
- 22 2. Daniel Ricciardo currently driving for AlphaTauri
- 23 1. Sir Lewis Hamilton currently driving for Mercedes
- 24 So there you have it. My extremely official yet unofficial ranking of what I imagine it must be like to date the men of Formula 1. Do you disagree with my ranking?
